May 2013
nepetaquest:
arguments that should be used against Yahoo buying out Tumblr:
their initial offer is too low
possible unnecessary ad space
stricter regulations
arguments that should not be used against Yahoo buying out Tumblr:
“TUMBLR IS MEANT FOR OUTCASTS AND WEIRDOS ONLY”
“NO ONE ELSE IS ALLOWED TO TOUCH OUR SACRED GROUND”
“FANDOMS UNITE AGAINST FACEBOOKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Kinky Questions, make my muse uncomfortable--go!
1: Kitchen Counter, Couch, or on top of the dryer?
2: Your last sexual encounter: Good or Bad and why:
3: A fictional person that you think would be good in bed:
4: Something that never fails to make you horny:
5: Where is one place you would never have sex:
6: The most awkward moment during a sexual experience was when ______________
7: Weirdest thing that ever made you horny:
8: What is the best way to sexually bind someone: Handcuffs, Rope, or Other [if other please explain]:
9: What is the fastest way to make you horny:
10: Top or bottom?
11: We were about to ____________ but then ______________ [example: we were about to have sex but then his mom walked in]
12: Is one orgasm enough? Are multiple orgasms necessary?
13: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find:
14: Weirdest nickname a significant other has ever called you:
15: Two things you like [or dislike] about oral sex:
16: Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you:
17: Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?]
18: Is it ever okay to not use a condom:
19: Who was the sexiest teacher you ever had?
20: A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience:
21: How big is too big:
22: One sexual thing you would never do:
23: Biggest turn on:
24: Three spots that drive you insane:
25: Worst possible time to get horny:
26: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans:
27: Worst sexual idea you ever had:
28: How much fapping is too much fapping:
29: Best sexual complement you ever got:
30: Bald, landing strip, Jumanji:
31: Is it good sex if you don’t nut:
32: Fill in the blank: "If they ____________, we are fuckin"
33: What your favorite part of your body:
34: Favorite foreplay activities:
35: Love (>,<, or =) Sex For those of us who don’t remember our math thats “greater than, less than, or equal to]
36: What do you wear to bed?
37: When was the first time you masturbated:
38: Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself?
39: Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside?
40: Have/would you ever have sex outside?
41: Have/would you ever had a threesome?
42: What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate?
43: Have/would you ever masturbate at work/school?
44: Have/would you ever have sex on a plane?
45: What is one song you’d like to have sex to?
46: What is something nonsexual that makes you horny?
47: Most attractive celebrity?
48: Do you watch gay/lesbian porn? why/why not?
49: If a child was born on the occasion of the last time you had sex, how old would that child be right now?
50: Has anyone ever posted nude pictures of you online?
51: What is one thing that NEVER makes you horny?
52: Do you have stretch marks? (How do you feel about them? Has anyone ever had a problem with them?)
53: Do you like giving head? (why/why not)
54: How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in?
55: How would you feel about taking someones virginity?
56: Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter?
57: Is there anything you do on Tumblr that you would not like your significant other to see?
58: Do you own any sex toys? (what is it? (how long have you had it?)
59: Would you give your significant other unrestricted access to your Tumblr for a day?
60: Would you be offended if your significant other suggested you get plastic surgery?
61: Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute?
62: Do you watch porn?
63: How small is too small?
64: Have you ever been called a freak? Why?
65: Who gave you your last kiss? Did it mean anything?
66: Would you switch phones with your significant other for a day?
67: Do you feel comfortable going "commando"?
68: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn't shaved their pubic hair?
69: If you could give yourself head, would you?
70: Booty or Boobs?
71: If you had a penis, what would you name it?
72: Have you ever been on an official date?
73: Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?)
74: If you were a stripper, what would your name be?
75: Have you ever had sex in your parents bed? (Would you?)
76: How would you react if you found out your parents had sex in your bed?
77: What was your reaction the first time you saw a penis/vagina
78: If you had a penis/vagina for a day, what are five things you would do?
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Anonymous asked: Hello! I do apologise but I'm very confused. I tried looking through the tag but that just left me more confused. May I ask why enjonine is an issue? I'm not saying it's an issue to you but why is is it an issue to other people. I understand if you also do not understand as you are not part of the fandom but you are one of the few people who seem to actually know what they're...
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Anonymous asked: congratulations on being the human incarnation of a piece of steaming shit, you policing homophobic oppressive fucktruck :)
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alright ya'll, let me learn you something.
ladyjolras:
zenaga:
I’m not in this fandom at all but goddamn. Please just allow me a minute to shake my head and sigh.
Okay.
So.
Enjonine haters/people concerned with queer erasure/ect. I’ve been in fandoms that have fallen under attack before, admittedly not for this issue, but I can tell you now that screaming at shippers in their tag isn’t going to do jack shit. This is clearly a very...
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callmealf:
Entry #1:
Hello, my name is Brian. You can call me Mr Brian. I am a successful businessman who will soon be turning 41. My daughter has recommended that I make a tumblr account. Apologies for any confusion over the web address, my dogs name is Alf (short for Alfred) and it was the only username I could think of that wasn’t taken.
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alright ya'll, let me learn you something.
I’m not in this fandom at all but goddamn. Please just allow me a minute to shake my head and sigh.
Okay.
So.
Enjonine haters/people concerned with queer erasure/ect.
I’ve been in fandoms that have fallen under attack before, admittedly not for this issue, but I can tell you now that screaming at shippers in their tag isn’t going to do jack shit. This is clearly a very...
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zaptap:
“rose”
who rose
rose titanic??????
rose doctor who??????
rose homestuck??????
rose american dragon??????
no
rose flower
everyone forget rose flower
rose flower cry
So, since it's Fetish Friday
nsfweezy:
Send me a fetish and I’ll answer
No | Maybe | I guess | I’d try it | Hell yes | YES GOOD | GOD DAMNIT FUCK ME NOW |
jamietheignorantamerican:
“A Quick Doodle I did in Class”
“One Hour Speedpaint”
“My pen pressure was off when I drew this”
“Art is just a Hobby for me, I just do it in my freetime.”
“I’m only 13 years old.”
“I did this in Microsoft Paint.”
Watchdanieldempsey:
My dude straight loving him some nsync.
themongooseandthesnake:
“yeah im a lesbian trapped inside a man’s body” the cishet male laughs as he highfives one of his dudebros. suddenly he gives off a look of pure terror and a piercing shriek as his skin is ripped apart, much to the horror of his crew. his skin falls to the floor and a woman is left standing where he once was. “FINALLY” she roars, kicking one of the dudebros in the dick...
jaclcfrost:
things a lot of the characters i like have in common
they’re sad
they get hurt
they die
they’re sad and they get hurt and die
devildoll:
Tumblr stop trying to make “reblog as link” happen
dispopular:
*looks through your selfies*
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absolutely nothing of any importance at all whatsoever
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silhouetteofapocketedindividual:
fartgallery:
I bet that in the future movies wont even need actors, they’ll just create the characters using computers and stuff
animation. thats the thing you described.
andrewpauldost:
i just saw a post like “kids these days dont even know what a vhs is” like why do people think kids of modern day dont know about past events like i know what fucking morse code is but i dont use it to order a pizza
if you’re upset about the finale of your show this week, no matter which show it is, take comfort in the fact that anything that happened can’t possibly be as awful as Dan being Gossip Girl
thepoetandthedreamer:
ticklemeturquoise:
About that Sand Cat post… they are NOT only 116 left. A simple google search yields thousands of results stating their status in the world. They are “near threatened” which is only one step above “least concern”. Basically, they’re not as insanely endangered as that post makes them out to be. Gracious tumblr, learn how to research.
Source 1, source 2,...
you know, i’m a raging lesbian and i was never distracted by what other girls in my classes were wearing in high school. this is a male problem, not an “attracted to women” problem.
This is an “inability to respect women” problem.
Which is a male problem.
I Saved Latin; What Did You Ever Do?: poodlepants:... →
poodlepants:
I’ve been harping on this subject a lot lately, but I feel like somebody has to. The fact that Khan has been changed to a white man is quietly being accepted, and the performance lauded. I’ve seen people trying to say JJ did a good thing by taking color out of the equation, and…
miecroft:
“we can go anywhere in time and space”
“yeah sure let’s go to london half the time whY NOT”
assbuttmcgee:
mr-radical:
feeling intimidated by people you want to be really good friends with
#feeling intimidated by people you’re already friends with
dinhtheresa:
I like being alone, but I hate the feeling of being lonely.
When you’re alone, you have time for yourself. Your thoughts finally catch up to you. You set your mind on things and everything is just clearer. Nothing’s bothering you and everything just feels right for once.
When you feel lonely, you feel as if no one’s there for you. It feels like no one understands you or is willing...
permanentlyhiddlestoned:
phoenix:
sakibatch:
one day benedict cumberbatch and tom hiddleston are gonna win all of the oscars and theyre gonna be like “oh bless you but i cant take all of these here give them to the nominees yes bless you im so sorry”
And that was how Leonardo DiCaprio finally got an Oscar.
I just spit water all over my desk.
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radsturbate:
*reblogs post before i finish reading it* wait shit i don’t agree with that
“i’m sorry, but that’s just the way it is”
– people who benefit from the way it is and does not want to change it anytime soon and aren’t sorry at all (via floozys)
A 'strong female character'
drshebloggo:
DOES NOT NECESSARILY MEAN
a character who is physically strong
a character who is mentally strong
a character who is emotionally strong
ABSOLUTELY MEANS
a character who makes her own choices, even if they’re mistakes
a character whose point of view is explored at least briefly
a character who is the hero of her own story whether she knows it or not
And that’s just a strong...
joan-watson:
i wish there was a non-assholeish way to say “our friendship has run it’s course, you make me uncomfortable with your feelings and a lot of shit you do pisses me off bye”
“Seriously, if we believe a 14 year old is too immature to know how to take a...”
– “Hey, FDA: Drop the Plan B Age Restriction,” my latest at The Nation (via jessicavalenti)
