gaysquad: gaysquad: do you ever make text posts and feel like you’re just talking to yourself? omg yes all the time
platonicteamugs: twirlingblainers: there’s loads of things i need to watch beacuse of tumblr but i never get round to watching any of them because of tumblr whatever I already know the plot because of tumblr
Thicker than water: chapter 1
pandoramorra: You probably already got this one…But, sexy blood bending? Perhaps orgasm denial or some sort of BDSM deal? I also really enjoy dialogue in a sex scene, and I don’t mean cliche things, but I mean the whole “you’re enjoying this aren’t you? Your body is betraying you.” type stuff. I hope I’m making sense, lol! Also, really enjoy your stuffs, KEEP IT UP! :D — littleboynix This fic...
Meanwhile, a ghost ship haunts the lonely waters...
Sailor: Captain! The USS Korrlok has just been spotted off the port bow!
Amorra: What? Impossible! We destoyed them episodes ago!
Sailor: She's coming straight at us!
Korrlok: Ramming Speed!
And then the boat blew up.
obscuranox: so the korra/tarrlok fight tarrlok starts smiling partway through all I could think was the hatesex would be amazing
In Which Tenzin Treats Tarrlok Like an Unwanted...
*Korra prepares to fight Amon*
Tenzin to Tarrlok: This is all your doing!
Tarrlok raises hands: I tried talking her out of it too, but she's made up her mind. We'll be watching the island closely. If anything goes wrong, I have fleet of police airships ready to swoop down.
Translation: I let my woman do what she wants, but I'll be damned if she gets hurt. I protect my waifu!
Me: Episode 4, why are you so perfect?
*Tarrlok freezes an Equalist to a wall*
Korra: Nice timing. Thanks Tarrlok
Tarrlok: We make a good team, Avatar
Korra: Yeah, we do
Me: OH GOD THIS SCENE MEANS SO MUCH MORE NOW. HE DOESN'T CALL HER AVATAR KORRA HE JUST CALLS HER AVATAR. IT'S LIKE HE'S TRYING TO SAY, "IN YOUR FACE, DAD. NOT ONLY AM I GOING TO FIGHT WITH THE AVATAR, I'M GOING TO MARRY HER. HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, HMM, DAD? HMMMM?" UGH OTP FOREVER AND EVER.
friendly reminder that this blog is a multifandom blog
whenhelenametjosie: I don’t understand the term “Dry Humor”. It’s not often I find myself admiring how wet someone’s sense of humor is. Like, “What a moist joke that was.”
I don't even know...: Re-blog if you want your... →
willaminatantalizingspears: bonehatter: accentu8: shubbabang: kanayashotbutthole: kristjankirax: jacob-b-nimbel: ask-brownie-hooves: scootatore: ask-mii: bilar-och-ikea: YES DO IT NOW DO ET IN. MY….
just googled cunnilingus
derfreischutz: mothybutt: its not a cloud Very strong contender for “best post of all time”
It kind of pisses me off that they aren't really...
I mean seriously, I know that not everyone in the entire world ships Korrlok, but, really? Allow me to remedy that once I get the proper codec to make my copy of LOK Season 1 work in Vegas. i’m sort of irrationally angry about this i think it’s because i’m suffering from post-finale korrlok feels and hey, at least i have an excuse to use that tarrlok reaction image because...
How LOK Should have Ended:
kimiknowsallthesecrets: tarrlok-yoursocks-off: And then Korra and Tarrlok settled their differences with a day at the spa. That is an ending I can live with.
I went from...
tarrlok-yoursocks-off: Jerk of the Week… To Hero of the Year…
do you ever stare at your dash, look at the beautiful and amazing people you follow and feel your heart warming and you just sigh because you want to send them all messages telling how much they make your day betterand like literally what is tumblr without them
Atheists have better sex.
Because screaming “OH GOD” means the sex is unbelievable.
Don't ever hesitate. Reblog this. This should be...
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avataraang: kataangcaps: You are me and I am you. Oh my god. I actually started crying from laughter. Does this guy have a tumblr? I need to follow it.
theyoungdoyley: You know what I’d read? If someone re-wrote the entirety of the first season of Korra from Tarrlok’s perspective. Yes.
Avatar: School Time Shipping
lintrepid: fangirlingforeverz: masterarrowhead: paperseverywhere: Based off this ATLA short (for people new to Avatar, I highly suggest watching it: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFDbJfGZMhM) Amorra wins! Just as planned. I LOVE IT!
cami6636: my love for my otp burns with the heat of 1000 laptops