let sleeping serpents...

May 23

I’m %60 percent sure that my boyfriend is a SSHG shipper.

Just thought you all ought to know

horribleawfulcunt:

niamliveslarryloves:

basedgosh:

i hate one direction fans so much
i need my whole room to cool down but no this damn thing only blows one way

I literally had to read that 5 times…

oh my god

(Source: claydols, via shaylexxiv)

May 22

praiseofdeath:

Metalheads: either the most open and friendly people you will ever meet or the most arrogant, cocky, full of shit douchebags you will ever have the unfortunate experience of meeting

(via swirlycurly)

jakemalik:

*picks u up for prom in heelys*

(via swirlycurly)

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fuckyeahloldemort:

i dont even use tumblr anymore

tumblr uses me

(via swirlycurly)

(Source: clorbor07, via swirlycurly)

jinn0uchi:

the-hatred-machine:

purgatorystuck:

Mi papá tiene 47 años= my dad is 47 years old

Mi papa tiene 47 anos= my potato has 47 assholes

I love spanish

A capital letter changes it even further:

Mi Papa tiene 47 anos = My pope has 47 anuses

literally the best post I have seen on this website

(via jesusmaryandjosephstalin)

starxapple:

the ships that i end up investing myself the most in are the ones where at first im like, “meh i guess i can see that” and then somewhere along the line my brain just fucking snaps and i cant control myself its like a demons possessed me and im going 900mph to hell

(via swirlycurly)

solluxyaoi:

“wow hes really attractive”

“aren’t you a lesbian though?? how can you tell???”

image

(Source: young-mister-moon, via lacigreen)