let sleeping serpents...

julietspencers: fetuses do not think they do not “scream out” when they are aborted they have no...

Mon, 20 May 2013 21:43:28 -0400

fetuses do not think

they do not “scream out” when they are aborted

they have no brain function and no nerve endings until long after the deadline for a legal abortion

they aren’t “sad” when you abort them

they do not “realize what is happening”

And these aren’t my beliefs, they’re scientific facts

yo yo my snamione people

Mon, 20 May 2013 20:26:11 -0400

Does anyone have any recs for a SSHG epic? I’m in the mood for something that’s angsty and feels like a goddamn novel, preferably with smut but not an overdrawn pwp? I really like Post Tenebras, Lux, but I’ve already read it twice, so I was hoping for something new. Does anyone have any suggestions before I start trolling around Ashwinder?

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Mon, 20 May 2013 11:53:09 -0400

piledriverwaltzer: jo—harvelle: Hey so if we have a mutual follow goin on, feel free to ask for...

Sun, 19 May 2013 21:04:24 -0400

piledriverwaltzer:

jo—harvelle:

Hey so if we have a mutual follow goin on, feel free to ask for my

cellular number

snapchat

twitter

facebook

skype

email

facetime

first born

you know, anything you want

nepetaquest: arguments that should be used against Yahoo buying out Tumblr: their initial offer is...

Sun, 19 May 2013 16:31:58 -0400

nepetaquest:

arguments that should be used against Yahoo buying out Tumblr:

their initial offer is too low

possible unnecessary ad space

stricter regulations

arguments that should not be used against Yahoo buying out Tumblr:

“TUMBLR IS MEANT FOR OUTCASTS AND WEIRDOS ONLY”

“NO ONE ELSE IS ALLOWED TO TOUCH OUR SACRED GROUND”

“FANDOMS UNITE AGAINST FACEBOOKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

Kinky Questions, make my muse uncomfortable--go!

Sun, 19 May 2013 11:08:19 -0400

1: Kitchen Counter, Couch, or on top of the dryer?
2: Your last sexual encounter: Good or Bad and why:
3: A fictional person that you think would be good in bed:
4: Something that never fails to make you horny:
5: Where is one place you would never have sex:
6: The most awkward moment during a sexual experience was when ______________
7: Weirdest thing that ever made you horny:
8: What is the best way to sexually bind someone: Handcuffs, Rope, or Other [if other please explain]:
9: What is the fastest way to make you horny:
10: Top or bottom?
11: We were about to ____________ but then ______________ [example: we were about to have sex but then his mom walked in]
12: Is one orgasm enough? Are multiple orgasms necessary?
13: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find:
14: Weirdest nickname a significant other has ever called you:
15: Two things you like [or dislike] about oral sex:
16: Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you:
17: Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?]
18: Is it ever okay to not use a condom:
19: Who was the sexiest teacher you ever had?
20: A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience:
21: How big is too big:
22: One sexual thing you would never do:
23: Biggest turn on:
24: Three spots that drive you insane:
25: Worst possible time to get horny:
26: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans:
27: Worst sexual idea you ever had:
28: How much fapping is too much fapping:
29: Best sexual complement you ever got:
30: Bald, landing strip, Jumanji:
31: Is it good sex if you don’t nut:
32: Fill in the blank: "If they ____________, we are fuckin"
33: What your favorite part of your body:
34: Favorite foreplay activities:
35: Love (>,<, or =) Sex For those of us who don’t remember our math thats “greater than, less than, or equal to]
36: What do you wear to bed?
37: When was the first time you masturbated:
38: Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself?
39: Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside?
40: Have/would you ever have sex outside?
41: Have/would you ever had a threesome?
42: What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate?
43: Have/would you ever masturbate at work/school?
44: Have/would you ever have sex on a plane?
45: What is one song you’d like to have sex to?
46: What is something nonsexual that makes you horny?
47: Most attractive celebrity?
48: Do you watch gay/lesbian porn? why/why not?
49: If a child was born on the occasion of the last time you had sex, how old would that child be right now?
50: Has anyone ever posted nude pictures of you online?
51: What is one thing that NEVER makes you horny?
52: Do you have stretch marks? (How do you feel about them? Has anyone ever had a problem with them?)
53: Do you like giving head? (why/why not)
54: How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in?
55: How would you feel about taking someones virginity?
56: Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter?
57: Is there anything you do on Tumblr that you would not like your significant other to see?
58: Do you own any sex toys? (what is it? (how long have you had it?)
59: Would you give your significant other unrestricted access to your Tumblr for a day?
60: Would you be offended if your significant other suggested you get plastic surgery?
61: Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute?
62: Do you watch porn?
63: How small is too small?
64: Have you ever been called a freak? Why?
65: Who gave you your last kiss? Did it mean anything?
66: Would you switch phones with your significant other for a day?
67: Do you feel comfortable going "commando"?
68: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn't shaved their pubic hair?
69: If you could give yourself head, would you?
70: Booty or Boobs?
71: If you had a penis, what would you name it?
72: Have you ever been on an official date?
73: Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?)
74: If you were a stripper, what would your name be?
75: Have you ever had sex in your parents bed? (Would you?)
76: How would you react if you found out your parents had sex in your bed?
77: What was your reaction the first time you saw a penis/vagina
78: If you had a penis/vagina for a day, what are five things you would do?

Hello! I do apologise but I'm very confused. I tried looking through the tag but that just left me more confused. May I ask why enjonine is an issue? I'm not saying it's an issue to you but why is is it an issue to other people. I understand if you also do not understand as you are not part of the fandom but you are one of the few people who seem to actually know what they're talking about. Thank you very much for your time! Have a nice day! :)

Sun, 19 May 2013 11:07:00 -0400

Ahhhhhhh I don’t really claim to be an expert on this issue or what exactly the right language is around it, so if you don’t mind asking off anon, I’d prefer to message you in private to explain what I understand the issue is.

congratulations on being the human incarnation of a piece of steaming shit, you policing homophobic oppressive fucktruck :)

Sun, 19 May 2013 10:37:39 -0400

Gee, I wonder who this could possibly be. :) Posting this for the humor of this message. Look everyone, my first piece of anon hate! :D

clotpole-prince-arthur: Anne and I just decorated our...

Sat, 18 May 2013 13:38:31 -0400

clotpole-prince-arthur:

Anne and I just decorated our graduation caps and I’m so pleased with mine.

skepticalavenger: crookedindifference: The first image...

Sat, 18 May 2013 11:45:08 -0400

skepticalavenger:

crookedindifference:

The first image obtained from a GOES satellite (1975, October 25 16:45GMT)

Thus proving that the world really is flat.

You’re going to take some swings and misses, and you can’t be...

Sat, 18 May 2013 11:44:44 -0400

You’re going to take some swings and misses, and you can’t be afraid of it. You can’t get paralyzed by “It has to be perfect.”
- Tina Fey [born May 18, 1970]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, LOVELY LADY!

alright ya'll, let me learn you something.

Sat, 18 May 2013 11:37:15 -0400

ladyjolras:

zenaga:

I’m not in this fandom at all but goddamn. Please just allow me a minute to shake my head and sigh.

Okay.

So.

Enjonine haters/people concerned with queer erasure/ect.
I’ve been in fandoms that have fallen under attack before, admittedly not for this issue, but I can tell you now that screaming at shippers in their tag isn’t going to do jack shit. This is clearly a very important issue to you, and I completely understand why. However, if you actually want to make a change in how people look at this issue, you might want to find a method that doesn’t include telling an entire fandom that they’re made up of homophobic bigots. Of course, if you’re just here to enrage people, I guess keep doing what you’re doing.

Enjonine shippers
Yelling at those attacking you isn’t going to do jack shit either. Yes, they came into your tag and started accusing you, but tumblr is a public place and that’s bound to happen. Now, I think that those that have come here are here for a very serious and important reason, and you should certainly look at their point of view, but that doesn’t mean you have to adopt it. Shipping is supposed to be fun, but don’t forget to look at real world issues too.

Another thing.

Policing people about what they can and cannot like is bullshit. You can always say “I’m concerned that you haven’t considered this issue” because that is perfectly fine, but calling someone homophobic because they haven’t isn’t really helpful.

BUT

You are of course are still perfectly allowed to use whatever goddamn method your pretty little heart desires to get your message across. Who am I to police you?

Okay, that’s it. Carry on.

telling people how to call out people who are oppressing them is tone policing (◕‿◕✿)

98% of the people we are talking about have had what they are doing wrong explained multiple times (◕‿◕✿)

stop being a patronising fucktruck and butt out (◕‿◕✿)

I already said that I’m aware that I’m policing. I bolded the part so that you can see it. (◡‿◡✿)

I could argue with you, but I’ve said my piece and people will either consider what I’ve said or they won’t, so don’t worry, I’m butting out. (◡‿◡✿)

Have a nice day! (◕‿◕✿)

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Sat, 18 May 2013 11:29:28 -0400

callmealf: Entry #1: Hello, my name is Brian. You can call me Mr Brian. I am a successful...

Sat, 18 May 2013 11:25:26 -0400

callmealf:

Entry #1:

Hello, my name is Brian. You can call me Mr Brian. I am a successful businessman who will soon be turning 41. My daughter has recommended that I make a tumblr account. Apologies for any confusion over the web address, my dogs name is Alf (short for Alfred) and it was the only username I could think of that wasn’t taken.

stfuprolifers: kor71: If you think abortions ok, remember what...

Sat, 18 May 2013 11:18:48 -0400

stfuprolifers:

kor71:

If you think abortions ok, remember what Horton says.

Awkward. Dr. Seuss and his wife were really liberal and pro-choice. They’ve even threatened to sue pro-life organizations for using this quote the wrong way (the way you’re doing it actually). I guess you didn’t already know that Horton Hears a Who is about the American occupation of Japan post-WWII. He even dedicated it to his dear Japanese friend.

Mrs. Geisel (Mrs. Seuss) continued donating to Planned Parenthood and advocating for reproductive health and rights after her husband died.

alright ya'll, let me learn you something.

Sat, 18 May 2013 11:08:00 -0400

I’m not in this fandom at all but goddamn. Please just allow me a minute to shake my head and sigh.

Okay.

So.

Enjonine haters/people concerned with queer erasure/ect.
I’ve been in fandoms that have fallen under attack before, admittedly not for this issue, but I can tell you now that screaming at shippers in their tag isn’t going to do jack shit. This is clearly a very important issue to you, and I completely understand why. However, if you actually want to make a change in how people look at this issue, you might want to find a method that doesn’t include telling an entire fandom that they’re made up of homophobic bigots. Of course, if you’re just here to enrage people, I guess keep doing what you’re doing.

Enjonine shippers
Yelling at those attacking you isn’t going to do jack shit either. Yes, they came into your tag and started accusing you, but tumblr is a public place and that’s bound to happen. Now, I think that those that have come here are here for a very serious and important reason, and you should certainly look at their point of view, but that doesn’t mean you have to adopt it. Shipping is supposed to be fun, but don’t forget to look at real world issues too.

Another thing.

Policing people about what they can and cannot like is bullshit. You can always say “I’m concerned that you haven’t considered this issue” because that is perfectly fine, but calling someone homophobic because they haven’t isn’t really helpful.

BUT

You are of course are still perfectly allowed to use whatever goddamn method your pretty little heart desires to get your message across. Who am I to police you?

Okay, that’s it. Carry on.

ntrlwmn: playing with fire on Flickr.

Fri, 17 May 2013 22:51:16 -0400

ntrlwmn:

playing with fire on Flickr.

zaptap: “rose” who rose rose titanic?????? rose doctor who?????? rose homestuck?????? rose american...

Fri, 17 May 2013 22:40:45 -0400

zaptap:

“rose”

who rose

rose titanic??????

rose doctor who??????

rose homestuck??????

rose american dragon??????

no

rose flower

everyone forget rose flower

rose flower cry

So, since it's Fetish Friday

Fri, 17 May 2013 22:40:14 -0400

nsfweezy:

Send me a fetish and I’ll answer

No | Maybe | I guess | I’d try it | Hell yes | YES GOOD | GOD DAMNIT FUCK ME NOW |

jamietheignorantamerican: “A Quick Doodle I did in Class” “One Hour Speedpaint” “My pen pressure...

Fri, 17 May 2013 22:36:52 -0400

jamietheignorantamerican:

“A Quick Doodle I did in Class”

“One Hour Speedpaint”

“My pen pressure was off when I drew this”

“Art is just a Hobby for me, I just do it in my freetime.”

“I’m only 13 years old.”

“I did this in Microsoft Paint.”